So this soundcloud account of unexpected drops may be the best thing ever to come out of dubstep.
I AM SO MAD.
Asking random New Yorkers with headphones on what song they are listening to.
I think my favorite thing about this is nobody was listening to what you thought they might be except a very small minority.
Also I loved the big smiles on everybody’s faces about being asked, makes me happy.
I wish there was more stuff like this.
My reaction to anyone trying to take my food.
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday
GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
what have you done
You are the MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC FANDOM. It’s you.
It’s not anyone but you.
Especially not your stupid fucking older brother, the BRONY CULTURE.
You utterly abhor him with every last ounce of what would otherwise be A BEAUTIFUL HEART.
When you first came into this world, people found you adorable. They never expected to discover someone like you, but they welcomed you anyway because you seemed like such a sweetheart. All you ever wanted was to learn what FRIENDSHIP was truly like, as you’d been taught of its near MAGICAL properties. You wanted to make friends, and you almost did. But he couldn’t handle it.
While people loved you, others hated him. They found him obnoxious, disgusting and sexist. He was a true pig, and still is. And he hated you.
So the bastard tidied himself up a bit on the outside, locked you away and stole your identity.
Nobody noticed. In fact, they began to hate you, too.
Everybody hates you now. But it’s not you.
Sometimes you still blame yourself in spite of this, but in the end you always remember one thing:
He does NOT know what friendship is.
And now, neither will you.
so wow at the risk of getting another load of notes for contributing to Fandomstuck I thought I’d design my own MLP:FIM fandom, one that DOESN’T depict the nice-guy brony that everybody hates. because at this point, it actually pains me to be a fan of MLP.
and nobody should ever have to feel shame in their fandom when the cause is someone else’s fault.
the brony/mlp fandom should be a pair of cherubs
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’